A Palestinian terrorist hurls a deadly rock at a peaceful Israeli tank
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ed-pool:

So the Uncharted movie has a release date, now time to find a star……
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Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)

ladamania:

Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…

Me: Ooo, he’s hot!

Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…

Me: Also extremely hot.

Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.

Marvel: We will make him hot.

Me: Yeah okay….

Me: Wha?!

Marvel: You’re welcome.

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

titytwochainz:

what if u could plug headphones in the pussy so ya girl could still moan even if ya fam at the crib

nah nevermind niggas gone use the dre beats and be in the zone nigga went deaf in the pussy 4 or 5 niggas done came in and watched an stole ya betteries out the remote this a bad idea i gottaa delete this

and she might squirt and fuck up ya cord or electrocute a nigga fam this all bad

back to the drawin board

  • Baby: S... s-s
  • Parents: S-s what? Ssssleepy??
  • Baby: Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

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