Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…
Me: Ooo, he’s hot!
Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…
Me: Also extremely hot.
Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.
Marvel: We will make him hot.
Me: Yeah okay….
Marvel: You’re welcome.
what if u could plug headphones in the pussy so ya girl could still moan even if ya fam at the crib
nah nevermind niggas gone use the dre beats and be in the zone nigga went deaf in the pussy 4 or 5 niggas done came in and watched an stole ya betteries out the remote this a bad idea i gottaa delete this
and she might squirt and fuck up ya cord or electrocute a nigga fam this all bad
back to the drawin board
IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK
this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck