benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

i think i have found my new favorite photo of ben and martin

imageben is clearly in the middle of a very long detailed answer and martin is like “HEY FUCKER U WANNA GO”

FUCK ME WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THAT DIRTY DANCING SET. NOW I HAVE FEELS FOR IT IN MY FUCKING STOMACH.

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u…

Food is the only thing to think or talk about tbh

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

liberalsarecool:

Science always has its skeptics. Unfortunately, Republicans elect them.
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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me